Moving to Mars

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whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. His name. Spencer James Smith V (the fifth). This means that there were four other ahead of him and all of those good looks were passed down into one amazingly hot man (Or at least that is only what we can be lead to assume.)
2. He is a drummer in Panic! At The Disco and we all know what they say about drummers. They know how to keep a beat, if you know what I mean. Of course you do, I mean come on the sexual innuendo there is wide open and I’m sure we would all greatly accept. He has messed up songs in the past but that doesn’t really matter, as long as we get to see him wail behind his SCJ’s. Just look at the man go.
3. The various faces, or facial hairs of Spencer. He knows how to pull off a beard . Scuffy, clean, rugged, full beard, half beard, he still works it damn well. After all, we know he won’t cut his beard or change his hair, it grows like fancy flowers but it grows nowhere. That beard makes you wonder if such beautiful experiences even occurred previous to your viewing pleasures.
4. What is probably the best smile ever. Just look at it! His smile is one hundred percent contagious. He should be smiling all the time! You meet him in person and when he smiles at you, the options that you may take afterwards are either: A) Melt into a babbling fool or B) Melt like a babbling fool but smile the biggest grin you could possibly make. If you can even remember what your name is after witnessing such events then congratulations but be warned that excessive dizziness may occur or the more possible chance of unexplained unconscious and lack of clothing.
5. The amusement that comes from Spencer Smith. He is rather amusing and can make you chuckle without even trying that hard and every girl knows that there is hardly anything more attractive than a boy who can make us laugh with ease. He could probably tell us a knock knock joke and be in our pants within ten minutes or less.

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